motherly love

I did have something productive to post today

HOWEVER

it is going to have to wait

My room is in the loft, I have an en suite, and in that en suite there is a toilet, a sink and a shower.

At this moment in time, my toilet is being an absolute rectum (no pun intended), and has decided to break, very inconvenient as I am feeling rather slobbish recently, and making my way downstairs every time my bladder feels partially full, is an effort. You are probably wondering what point I am trying to make. 

Well here it is. My mum has decided to remove any roll/few sheets of toilet paper from my en suite, and what I am wondering is WHY?

If i happen to forget that my toilet is temporarily out of service, how in any way is having no toilet roll going to help me? Especially as I am one floor above everyone else, and the first floor usually being the preferred hang out for my family, therefore meaning I would have to call down 2 flights of stairs for help, what possible logic is there in this mother?

My conclusion: She is using it as punishment. And these are the exact words I expect to hear should I ever find myself in such a dire position of sitting on the loo with no toilet paper, shouting for hours for someone to help..

'Well, that'll teach you, I told you not to use it', whoever said motherly love didn't exist.